Congratulations: You've Graduated

Lately I've been seeing a lot of shit happening. I se all these goths walking around in black clothes with hats that look like deformed legos. They're so happy. Their square hat manages to cover up their awkwardly shaped head, but they're so happy because they're graduation. I just don't see the point of this whole college graduation fiasco. I could show you a whole bunch of things that makes more goddamn sense then college. Take this little nugget of information: the government is using your tax dollars to pay a bunch of lazy ass slackers to play sports while majoring in doing absolutely jack shit, so they can do a whole lot less work then you and probably end up making a shit load more money than you do. Mean while, you're paying for all the little Michael Jordan's to shine their shoes, you're struggling your ass off to major in something useful. I don't think that seems very fair now does it? But we all know that you can't play basket ball, foot ball, or base ball--so who cares?

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